Why Hazing Is Good For You
It’s time for some serious clarification on a matter that so many people in mainstream society tend to only hear one (heavily biased) side of. I’m tired of the unopposed reports and constant...
View Article4 Benefits Of Staying Single In College
I’ve been seeing more and more of this recently. For some reason completely unknown to me, there are guys on campus who voluntarily decide to forfeit their interest in the temporary, glorious...
View ArticleTimeline Of A Freshman Try-Hard’s First Visit To A Fraternity Party
6:29 p.m. Wow. My first weekend on campus and I’m already going to a frat party! Can’t believe that bro wearing letters I approached on the quad actually invited me. I hope I see him tonight. Maybe...
View Article5 Things That Make Spring Break Awesome
Spring break season is once again upon us. Thousands of freshly stressed-out college kids are rolling into spring break destinations all over North America — along with dozens of beer trucks and...
View ArticleIf European Countries Were Brothers In Your House
Europe, as a collective, is a whole other world. It’s a hipster’s wet dream and a place that every basic white girl wants to visit after college to “find themselves.” But if you really look at it,...
View Article5 Drinks Of The 2015 College Freshman
Hot Cocaine Jack Fire and Coke This is one I discovered fairly recently at a formal event/end-of-the-year blackout blowout joint fraternity event. I was searching my local liquor store for something...
View ArticleThe 4 Types Of IDs You’ll Have In College
1. The Sketchy ID Made In China Pretty much all of us stumbled across those websites when we were younger. They listed “completely authentic looking, scanning, hologram IDs.” As a young buck itching...
View ArticleA Timeline Of Living On Campus Over The Summer
Week 1 School’s out. Cue the Alice Cooper montage and paper burning. That wonderful feeling of finally being free from the duct tape and ball gag of higher education is hitting you hard, and it feels...
View Article40 Things College Girls Say And What They Actually Mean
Through my years of dealing with women, I have occasionally made the mistake of taking what a girl has said at face value. Through experience, I have learned that there is always more than meets the...
View ArticleThe 10 Commandments Of College Girlfriends
1. Thou Shalt Not Get Wifed Before Junior Year YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU TRULY WANT IN A WOMAN WHEN YOU’RE 18. Now repeat that to yourself, like 40,000 times. Just like women don’t know, neither do...
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